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Crazy people talk A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself" Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem. "Here's what you do," said the doctor, "start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response." That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" No response. So the husband moved to the other end of the room, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for supper?" Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" Again he gets no response. So he walks up to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?" "###### it Earl, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!" thnx all yarab tekon 3agabetkom

hi there everybody ....i hope u r all fine ...and to those who have exams i say ....HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL IN UR EXAMS ....GOOD LUCK TO U ALL.... today i come to u with a new style ....POETRY...yesssssssss....i tried to do my best but being my first time in that field .... i hope i did well ....and u will like my new style ....and if u do like it it will be coz i had a good friendly advice from my dear friend nancy on how to improve my topics to make them more fun and exiting ....SO THANK U NANCY THE TREE AND ME I once sat beneath a tree To write a story about the Sea I tried to write a word or three But no word could come to me !!! I wondered why that could be “ hey story girl please write about me “ I heard a voice calling upon me Startled , I looked around to see !!! I wondered again who that could be " t’s only I your friend the tree “ !!!!Oh my GOD , how can that be !!!!“ A tree is actually talking to me “ Filled with fear I tried to flee But only to come down right on my knee. “ Why do u fear me ??? my graceful child I am only a tree that stands in the wild Although I am big with arms spreading wide I am full of joy , love and pride I am the place were birds come to hide And travelers seek comfort by my side And long time lovers sit side by side Watching their grandchildren swing and slide A fruit of mine once fell down beside And a young man found a law he could’nt hide I tell tales as old as time and tide And no one can ever say I lied . Excuse me Sea , truly you are so dear to me BUT TODAY I’LL BE WRITING A STORY ABOUT A TREE. thank you all

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هاااااااااااااااى على احلى بنات مازاكونى انا جبتلكم النهاردة وصفه جمييله موووووووووت وهى كيكه الكابتشينو متستغربوش انا عارفه انو بيتشرب بس بس هنعمل ايه حكم القوى بس هى طعمها جميل يلا طولت عليكو المقادير اهى المقادير ...2 و ربع كوب دقيق جميع الاستعمالات . 1 ونصف ملعقة شاي بيكنج باودر . 1/2 ملعقة شاي ملح . 3/4 كوب زبدة غير مملحة . 1 و ربع كوب سكر ناعم . 3 بيضات . 3/4 كوب حليب . 2 ملعقة طعام بودرة القهوة ( قهوة اسبريسو ) مذابة في 2 ملعقة طعام ماء ساخن . 1 ملعقة شاي مسحوق الفانيليا . 1/2 كوب قطع شوكولاتة نصف محلاة 1 و نصف ملعقة شاي قهوة بودرة اضافية . 2 ملعقة طعام سكر بودرة . 1 ملعقة شاي دارسين ( قرفة ) . الطريقة سخني الفرن بدرجة حرارة 350 فهرنهايت ، ثم امسحي قالب الكعك بالزيت ورشيه بالدقيق . اخلطي الدقيق والبيكنج باودر والملح في اناء عميق واتركيه جانبا . في اناء كبير اضربي الزبدة والسكر بالخلاط الكهربائي حتى يصبح ناعما ، أضيفي البيض مع ضربه بالخلاط . أضيفي الحليب و القهوة المذابة في الماء والفانيليا واخلطيه جيدا . أضيفي الدقيق تدريجيا مع الخلط . اسكبي نصف الخليط في قالب الكعك ، رشي عليه قطع الشوكولاتة وبودرة القهوة الاضافية ، ثم وزعي قطع الشوكولاتة وبودرة القهوة بالسكين بحذر . اسكبي عليه الباقي من الخليط ، وأدخليه الفرن لمدة 35 – 45 دقيقة أو حتى ينضج الكعك . اتركي الخليط ليبرد ثم أخرجيه من القالب واتركيه ليبرد تماما . رشي عليه السكر البودرة والقرفة ، أو يمكنك وضع صلصة الموكا على الكعكة . أو شوكولاته مذوبة وبعد أن تجمد تزينيها بخطوط من الشوكولاته البيضاء المذوبة . و بالهنا والشفا ويارب تعجبكم وانتظروا المزيد

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