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Curtain Call - The Hits (2005)

Intro (Curtain Call)

FACK

The Way I Am

My Name Is

Stan

Lose Yourself

Shake That

Sing For The Moment

Without Me

Like Toy Soliders

The Real Slim Shady

Mockingbird

Guilty Conscience

Cleanin Out My Closet

Just Lose It

When I'm Gone

Stan (Live)

 

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Intro (Curtain Call)

 

 

[burp]

 

Hey, how you guys doing?

You want more?

Alright...

Then SHUTUP!

 

Shubi-doo

(Shubi-doo)

Shubi-doo

(Shubi-doo)

Shubi-doo

(Shubi-doo)

Shubi-doo

(Shubi-doo)

Skip-a-dee-bee-bop

 

Girl...

(girl, girl, girl)

You're my world

(world, world, world)

You're my girl

(girl, girl, girl)

You're my world...

(world, world, world...)

 

Here's a song for the ladies...

[! M@ro@mD !]

FACK

 

 

Ah ah ah ahhh

Oh god

I'm gonna facckin

Oh , oh yeah

Fack fack faaaack

I am

I am,

I'm going to

I'm

 

I never seen no like this

This can twist like a contortionist

Condom on my

Of course it is

This don't know what abortion is

So I can't in her

like a star

Looks like jenna

I'm gonna

I think my rubbers coming off

But oh it's so wet and soft

I'm gonna start letting off

I'm squirting and she's not getting off

And she's on top

I'm gonna , oh god

Oh don't do that

Don't stop

Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop

Ah Wait a minute

Oh ohh fack

I'm gonna

 

Ah ah ah ahhh

Oh god

I'm gonna facckin

Oh , oh yeah

Fack fack fack

Fack I am

I am,

I'm going to

I'm

 

Oh wow oh aww

I need a cigarette now

oh I'm so hot and your so hot

Oh my God

I wanna facking fack

No, not

I said fack

F A C K F A C K

fack fack facking freak me

oh yeah girl c baby

They call me mr freaky

Lets call your sister threeway

Have some threesome

Me so

And your such a babe

I wanna go down on u

Fack u shave

Oh god

here I go again

I'm gonna , I am

 

Ah ah ah ahhh

Oh god

I'm gonna facckin

Oh , oh yeah

Fack fack fack

Fack I am

I am,

I'm going to

I'm

 

Ok I'm done

I already came twice

You ain't gonna make me

I'm all out of gas

Not so fast

Ah Your finger just went in my '

Ahh that hurts take it out now

Oh wait a minute put it back in

In in in

This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men

I like boobs

Boobs boobs

Now See that gerbil

Grab that tube

Shove it up my butt

Let that little rascal nibble on my

Oh yeah right there, right there

Uhhh I'm

Oh yeah

Fack I just came again

Ok pull it out now

Oh yeah

Wait he's not out

He's still crawling around up there

Oh fack I think it's stuck

Oh but it feels so good

 

Ah ah ah ahhh

Oh god

I'm gonna facckin

Oh , oh yeah

Fack fack fack

Fack I am

I am,

I'm going to

I'm

 

Shove a gerbil in your

Through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your

Through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your

Through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your

Through a tube

Ewww

Eww ewww

[! M@ro@mD !]

The Way I Am

 

[Eminem]

Whatever..

Dre, just let it run

Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit

Aiyyo.. this song is for anyone.. it

Just shut up and listen, aiyyo..

 

I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag

Of this weed it gives me the needed to be

The most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth

And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse

And just blurt this berserk and bizarre that works

And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve

All this tension dispensin these sentences

Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest

And I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..

But at least have the decency in you

To leave me alone, when you freaks see me out

In the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter

To not come and speak to me (speak to me)..

I don't know you and no,

I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing

I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think

I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a

If you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..

No patience is in me and if you offend me

I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air

I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you

Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit

I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe

I'm tired of arguin' (of arguin')..

I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me

 

[Chorus: Eminem]

 

And I am, whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

Radio won't even play my jam

Cause I am, whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

I don't know it's just the way I am

 

[Eminem]

Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered

With all of this nonsense it's constant

And, "Oh, it's his lyrical content -

- the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses"

And all of this controversy circles me

And it seems like the media immediately

Points a finger at me (finger at me)..

So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie

Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up

When you don't give a , when you won't just put up

With the bullshit they pull, cause they full of too

When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school

And they blame it on Marinol (on Marinol).. and the heroin

Where were the parents at? And look where it's at

Middle America, now it's a tragedy

Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty

Havin this happenin (this happenin)..

Then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way)..

But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire

To burn and it's burnin and I have returned

 

[Chorus]

 

[Eminem]

I'm so sick and tired of bein admired

That I wish that I would just die or get fired

And dropped from my label and stop with the fables

I'm not gonna be able to top on "My Name is.."

And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation

To cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations

And I just do not got the patience (got the patience)..

To deal with these cocky caucasians who think

I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk

With an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin

The same questions ( questions)..

What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in

The why, the who what when, the where, and the how

'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out

Cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can't take it

I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit

And I'm thankful for ev-ery fan that I get

But I can't take a , in the bathroom

Without someone standin by it

No I won't sign your autograph

You can call me an I'm glad

 

[Chorus (except change first word "And" to "Cause")]

[! M@ro@mD !]

My Name Is

 

[Chorus: repeat 2X]

 

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)

My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)

My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

 

Ahem.. excuse me!

Can I have the attention of the class

for one second?

 

[Eminem]

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)

Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)

Try 'cid and get up worse that my life is? (Huh?)

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight

but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)

And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"

Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"

Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else

Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

Got off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my

faster than a fat who sat down too fast

C'mere ! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)

I don't give a , God sent me to the world off!

 

[Chorus]

 

[Eminem]

My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High

The only problem was... he was a guy

I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler

and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender, then stuck my in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians

In a space ship while they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (!)

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph

(Dude, can I get your autograph?)

So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, !'

 

[Chorus]

 

[Eminem]

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)

Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!

I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die ( that!)

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide

I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide

(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)

I spit when I talk, I'll anything that walks (C'mere)

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)

YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)

I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)

And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)

Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

 

[Chorus]

[! M@ro@mD !]

Stan

 

(feat. Dido)

 

Chorus: Dido

 

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..

got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window..

and I can't see at all

And even if I could it'll all be gray,

but your picture on my wall

It reminds me, that it's not so bad,

it's not so bad..

 

1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background

2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise

 

[Eminem as 'Stan']

Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em

There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

but anyways; it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?

My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father

If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?

I'ma name her Bonnie

I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry

I had a friend kill himself over some who didn't want him

I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan

I even got the underground that you did with Skam

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man

I like the you did with Rawkus too, that was fat

Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,

just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan

This is Stan

 

{Chorus: Dido}

 

[Eminem as 'Stan']

Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance

I ain't mad - I just think it's UP you don't answer fans

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert

you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew

That's my little brother man, he's only six years old

We waited in the blistering cold for you,

four hours and you just said, "No."

That's pretty man - you're like his idol

He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to

Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you

you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way

I never knew my father neither;

he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her

I can relate to what you're saying in your songs

so when I have a day, I drift away and put 'em on

cause I don't really got else so that helps when I'm depressed

I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds

It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it

My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7

But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does

She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up

You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.

We should be together too

 

{Chorus: Dido}

 

[Eminem as 'Stan']

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,

this'll be the last package I ever send your

It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two letters;

I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect

So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it

I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway

Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?

You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"

about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning

but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?

That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning

Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy

and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall

I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it

I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me

See Slim; {*screaming*} Shut up ! I'm tryin to talk!

Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk

but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you

cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now

Oh , I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this out?

{*car tires squeal*} {*CRASH*}

.. {*brief silence*} .. {*LOUD splash*}

 

{Chorus: Dido}

 

[Eminem]

Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy

You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?

Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that

and here's an autograph for your brother,

I wrote it on the Starter cap

I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you

Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you

But what's this you said about you like to cut your wrists too?

I say that just clownin dogg,

c'mon - how up is you?

You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling

to help your from bouncing off the walls when you get down some

And what's this about us meant to be together?

That type of 'll make me not want us to meet each other

I really think you and your girlfriend need each other

or maybe you just need to treat her better

I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time

before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine

if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan

why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan

I just don't want you to do some crazy

I seen this one on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick

Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge

and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid

and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to

Come to think about, his name was.. it was you

!

[! M@ro@mD !]

Lose Yourself

 

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity

To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment

Would you capture it or just let it slip?

 

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin

What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud

He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now

The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!

Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity

Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked

He's so mad, but he won't give up that

Easy, no

He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes

It don't matter, he's dope

He knows that, but he's broke

He's so stagnant that he knows

When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's

Back to the lab again yo

This whole rap

He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

 

[Hook:]

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

 

The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping

This world is mine for the taking

Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order

A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortem

It only grows harder, only grows hotter

He blows us all over these hoes is all on him

Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter

Lonely roads, God only knows

He's grown farther from home, he's no father

He goes home and barely knows his own daughter

But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water

His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product

They moved on to the next schmoe who flows

He nose dove and sold nada

So the soap opera is told and unfolds

I suppose it's old partna', but the beat goes on

Da da dum da dum da da

 

[Hook]

 

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage

Tear this roof off like 2 dogs caged

I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed

I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage

But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher

Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper

All the pain inside amplified by the fact

That I can't get by with my 9 to 5

And I can't provide the right type of life for my family

Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers

And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life

And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder

Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus

See dishonor caught up between being a father and a prima donna

Baby mama drama's screamin on and

Too much for me to wanna

Stay in one spot, another day of monotony

Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail

I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot

Success is my only option, failure's not

Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go

I cannot grow old in Salem's lot

So here I go is my shot.

Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got

 

[Hook]

 

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

[! M@ro@mD !]

Shake That

 

 

(feat. Nate Dogg)

 

[intro - Eminem ]

 

Shady, Aftermath

(Look at that ah hey)

There she goes shaking that on the floor

Bumpin and grindin that pole

The way she's grindin that pole

I think I'm losing control

 

[Verse 1 - Eminem]

 

Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fuucked up

Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your rubbed

Get , get sucked, get wasted, faceted

Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink

Hit the bathroom sink, throw up

Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine

Knowin still got a few chunks on your shoestring

Showin I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated

I was revibed as soon as this gyrated

And hips and licked them lips and that was it

I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some

 

[Verse 2 - Nate Dogg]

 

Two to the one from the one to the three

I like good and I like good trees

Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe

And I get more than a toilet seat

Three to the one from the one to the three

I met a bad last night in the D

Let me tell you how I made her leave with me

Conversation and Hennessey

I've been to the muthafuckin mountain top

Heard muthafuckers talk, seen 'em drop

If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock

And when I bust yo I'm gonna continue to rock

Getcha of the wall with your two left feet

It's real easy just follow the beat

Don't let that fine girl pass you byye

Look real close cause strobe lights blind

 

[Verse 3 - Nate Dogg]

 

We bout to have a party (turn the music up)

Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)

I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut

Wanna get it poppin baby step right up

Some girls they act retarded

Some girls are bout it bout it

I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the

I say everday she be givin it up

 

[Chorus - Nate Dogg]

 

Now shake that for me, shake that for me

Come on girl, shake that for me, shake that for me

Ohh girl, shake that for me, shake that for me

Come on girl, shake that for me, shake that for me

 

[Verse 4 - Eminem]

 

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygentist

Open your mouth for about four or five minutes

Take a little bit of this flouride rinise

Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish

Yeah me and Nate d-o double g

Looking for a couple with some double d's

Pop a little champagne and a couple E's

Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party

 

[Verse 5 - Nate Dogg]

 

Have a party (turn the music up)

Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)

I'm lookin for a girl I can in my hummer truck

Apple Bottom jeans and a big ol'

Some girls they act retarded

Some girls are bout it bout it

I want a that sit at the crib with no panties on

Knows that she can but she won't say no

Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be

Tonight I want a , will you be mine?

I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine

 

[bridge - Eminem]

 

Now I hope you don't get mad at me

But I told Nate you was a freak

He said he wants a , hope you don't mind

I told him how you like it from behind

 

[Chorus - Nate Dogg]

 

Now shake that for me, shake that for me

Cmon girl, shake that for me, shake that for me

Ohh girl, shake that for me, shake that for me

Cmon girl, shake that for me, shake that for me

We bout' to have a party (turn the music up)

Let's get it started (go ahead shake your butt)

I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut

Wanna get it poppin baby step right up

Some girls they act retarded

Some girls are bout it bout it

I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the

I say everday she be givin it up

 

[Outro - Eminem]

 

There she goes, shaking that on the floor

Bumpin and grindin that pole

The way she's grindin that pole

I think I'm losing control

 

God, come one

 

[Eminem makes noises]

 

I ain't leavin' without you

 

Come here home with me

 

And my boy, and his boy, and his boy, and his gurl

 

haha, Nate Dogg

 

[deep breathing]

[! M@ro@mD !]

Sing For The Moment

 

 

[Verse 1]

These ideas are nightmares to white parents

Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings

Like whatever they say has no bearing, it's so scary in a house that allows

no swearing

To see him walking around with his headphones blaring

Alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care

He's a problem child

And what bothers him all comes out, when he talks about

His ' dad walkin' out

Cause he just hates him so bad that he blocks him out

If he ever saw him again he'd probably knock him out

His thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back

Talkin' black, brainwashed from rock and rap

He sags his pants, do-rags and a stocking cap

His step-father hit him, so he socked him back, and broke his nose

His house is a broken home, there's no control, he just let's his emotions

go...

 

[Chorus]

{C'mon}, sing with me, {sing}, sing for the years

{Sing it}, sing for the laughter, sing for the tears, {c'mon)

Sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you

away...

 

[Verse 2]

Entertainment is changin', intertwinin' with gangsta's

In the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum

Holy or unholy, only have one homie

Only this gun, lonely cause don't anyone know me

Yet everybody just feels like they can relate, I guess words are a

they can be great

Or they can degrade, or even worse they can teach hate

It's like these kids hang on every single statement we make

Like they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinum

Now how the did this metamorphosis happen

From standin' on corners and porches just rappin'

To havin' a fortune, no more kissin'

But then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you

Fans turn on you, attorneys all want a turn at you

To get they hands on every dime you have, they want you to lose your mind

every time you mad

So they can try to make you out to look like a loose cannon

Any dispute won't hesitate to produce handguns

That's why these prosecutors wanna convict me, strictly just to get me off

of these streets quickly

But all they kids be listenin' to me religiously, so i'm signin' cd's while

police fingerprint me

They're for the judge's daughter but his grudge is against me

If i'm such a ' menace, this doesn't make sense Pete

It's all political, if my music is literal, and i'm a criminal how the

can I raise a little girl

I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit to, you're full of too, Guerrera, that

was a fist that hit you...

 

[CHORUS]

 

[Verse 3]

They say music can alter moods and talk to you

Well can it load a gun up for you , and it too

Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude

Just tell the judge it was my fault and i'll get sued

See what these kids do is hear about us totin' pistols

And they want to get one cause they think the 's cool

Not knowin' we really just protectin' ourselves, we entertainers

Of course the 's affectin' our sales, you ignoramus

But music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get our

checks in the mail

It's up ain't it

How we can come from practically nothing to being able to have any '

thing that we wanted

That's why we sing for these kids, who don't have a thing

Except for a dream, and a ' rap magazine

Who post pin-up pictures on their walls all day long

Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs

Or for anyone who's ever been through in their lives

Till they sit and they cry at night wishin' they'd die

Till they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they vibe

We're nothin' to you but we're the ' in they eyes

That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and

hold it

Cause we consider these minutes golden

And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone

Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our

songs and we can...

 

[CHORUS X2]

[! M@ro@mD !]

Without Me

 

 

"Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks" -> Obie Trice

 

[intro]

Two trailer park girls go round the outside;

round the outside, round the outside

{*scratches*}

Two trailer park girls go round the outside;

round the outside, round the outside

{*scratches*}

 

Guess who's back

Back again

Shady's back

Tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back

guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums*}

 

[Verse One: Eminem]

I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more

They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?)

Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker

than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital

by the doctor when I'm not co-operating

When I'm rockin the table while he's operating (hey!!)

You waited this long, now stop debating

Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating

I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney

but your husband's heart problem's complicating

So the FCC won't let me be

or let me be me, so let me see

They try to shut me down on MTV

But it feels so empty, without me

So, come on and dip, bum on your lips

that, on your lips, and some on your tits

And get ready, cause this 's about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits, YOU DEBBIE!

 

[Chorus: Eminem]

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, controversy

Cause it feels so empty, without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, controversy

Cause it feels so empty, without me

 

[Verse Two: Eminem]

Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious

Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis

They start feelin like prisoners helpless

'til someone comes along on a mission and yells !!!

A visionary, vision of scary

Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves

A rebel, so just let me revel and bask

in the fact that I got everyone kissin my {*smak*}

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe

for you to see so much of my ; you asked for me?

Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

{*bzzt*} Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna

enter in, endin up under your skin like a splinter

The center of attention, back for the winter

I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling

Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting

{*bzzt*} Testing, attention please

Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me

Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free

A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

 

[Chorus]

 

[Verse Three: Eminem]

A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with

anybody who's talkin this , that

Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your kicked

worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards

And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie

You thirty-six year old baldheaded , blow me

You don't know me, you're too old, let go

It's over, nobody listen to techno

Now let's go, just gimme the signal

I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults

I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil

ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices*}

But sometimes the just seems

everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting

But it's just me, I'm just obscene

No I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley

to do black music so selfishly

and used it to get myself wealthy

(Hey!!) There's a concept that works

Twenty million other white rappers emerge

But no matter how many fish in the sea

It'll be so empty, without me

 

[Chorus]

 

{*Eminem sings this twice:

"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*}

 

[Eminem] Kids!

[! M@ro@mD !]

Like Toy Soliders

 

 

Step by step, heart to heart, left right left

We all fall down...

 

[Chorus]

Step by step, heart to heart, left right left

We all fall down like toy soldiers

Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win

But the battle wages on for toy soldiers

 

[Verse 1]

I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure

Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders

I am never supposed to show it, my crew ain't supposed to know it

Even if it means goin' toe to toe with a Benzino it don't matter

I'd never drag them in battles that I can handle unless I absolutely have to

I'm supposed to set an example

I need to be the leader, my crew looks for me to guide 'em

If some ever just pop off, I'm supposed to be beside 'em

That Ja I tried to squash it, it was too late to stop it

There's a certain line you just don't cross and he crossed it

I heard him say Hailie's name on a song and I just lost it

It was crazy, this be way beyond some Jay-z and Nas

And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it

I spent too much energy on it, honestly I'm exhausted

And I'm so caught in it I almost feel I'm the one who caused it

This ain't what I'm in hip-hop for, it's not why I got in it

That was never my object for someone to get killed

Why would I wanna destroy something I help build

It wasn't my intentions, my intentions was good

I went through my whole career without ever mentionin' Suge

Now it's just out of respect for not runnin' my mouth

And talkin' about something that I knew nothing about

Plus Dre told me stay out, this just wasn't my beef

So I did, I just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth

While he's all over t.v. down talkin' a man who literally saved my life

Like it i understand this is business

And this just isn't none of my business

But still knowin' this could pop off at any minute cuz

 

[Chorus]

 

[Verse 2]

There used to be a time when you could just say a rhyme

And wouldn't have to worry about one of your people dyin'

But now it's elevated cuz once you put someone's kids in it

The gets escalated, it ain't just words no more is it?

It's a different ball game, callin' names and you ain't just rappin'

We actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happenin'

Me and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him

And asked him not to start it he wasn't gonna go after him

Until Ja started yappin' in magazines how we stabbed him

it 50 smash 'em, mash 'em and let him have it

Meanwhile my attention is pullin' in other directions

Some receptionist at The Source who answers phones at his desk

Has an erection for me and thinks that I'll be his ressurection

Tries to blow the dust off his mic and make a new record

But now he's the game up cuz one of the ways I came up

Was through that publication the same one that made me famous

Now the owner of it has got a grudge against me for nothin'

Well it, that can get it too, him then

But I'm so busy being off I don't stop to think

That we just inherited 50's beef with Murder Inc.

And he's inherited mine which is fine ain't like either of us mind

We still have soldiers that's on the front line

That's willing to die for us as soon as we give the orders

Never to extort us, strictly to show they support us

We'll maybe shout 'em out in a rap or up in a chorus

To show them we love 'em back and let 'em know how important it is

To have Runyan Avenue, soldiers up in our corners

Their loyalty to us is worth more than any award is

But I ain't tryna have none of my people hurt and murdered

It ain't worth it, I can't think of a perfecter way to word it

Then to just say that I love ya'll too much to see the verdict

I'll walk away from it all before I let it go any further

But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm coppin'

I'm just willin' to be the bigger man

If ya'll can quit poppin' off at your jaws with the knockin'

Cuz frankly I'm sick of talkin'

I'm not gonna let someone elses coffin rest on my conscience cuz

 

[Chorus]

[! M@ro@mD !]

The Real Slim Shady

 

 

 

[Eminem]

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here..

 

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door

and started whoopin her worse than before

they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)

It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!

Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

Feminist women love Eminem

[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]

"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what

Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms

Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't

but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They got the Discovery Channel don't they?

"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals

who cut other people open like cantaloupes [sLURP]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

 

[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]

 

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

 

[Eminem]

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;

well I do, so him and you too!

You think I give a about a Grammy?

Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?

, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

You little , put me on blast on MTV

"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"

I should download her audio on MP3

and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me

so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]

And there's a million of us just like me

who cuss like me; who just don't give a like me

who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me

and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

 

[Chorus]

 

[Eminem]

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you

things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it

in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just it

better than ninety percent of you rappers out can

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums

It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting

Pinchin nurses when I'm jackin off with Jergens

And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin

He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings

[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling

Screaming "I don't give a !"

with his windows down and his system up

So, will the real Shady please stand up?

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

 

[Chorus 4X]

 

[Eminem]

Ha ha

Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

it, let's all stand up

[! M@ro@mD !]

Mockingbird

 

 

Yeah

I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now

But hey, what daddy always tell you?

Straighten up little soldier

Stiffen up that upper lip

What you crying about?

You got me

 

Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad

When I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had

I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh

I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry

Cuz you're scared, I ain't there?

Daddy's with you in your prayers

No more crying, wipe them tears

Daddy's here, no more nightmares

We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it

Laney uncles crazy, aint he?

Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it

We're all we got in this world

When it spins, when it swirls

When it whirls, when it twirls

Two little beautiful girls

Lookin' puzzled, in a daze

I know it's confusing you

Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news

I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems

The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me

All the things growing up his daddy that he had to see

Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did

We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me

But things have gotten so bad between us

I don't see us ever being together ever again

Like we used to be when we was teenagers

But then of course everything always happens for a reason

I guess it was never meant to be

But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is

But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep

Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream

 

[Chorus]

Now hush little baby, don't you cry

Everything's gonna be alright

Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya

Daddy's here to hold ya through the night

I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why

We feel how we feel inside

It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby

But I promise momma's gon' be alright

 

It's funny

I remember back one year when daddy had no money

Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up

And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me

Cuz daddy couldn't buy 'em

I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying

Cuz daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job

But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom

And at the time every house that we lived in

Either kept getting broke into and robbed

Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar

Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college

Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it

And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart

And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart

Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back

On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment

And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara

And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. Dre

And flew you and momma out to see me

But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me

Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it

And you and Laney were to young to understand it

Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit

And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it

I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand

Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud

Now I'm sittin in this empty house, just reminiscing

Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out

To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now

Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here

Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here

I like the sound of that, yeah

It's got a ring to it don't it?

Shh, momma's only gone for the moment

 

[Chorus]

 

And if you ask me too

Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird

I'mma give you the world

I'mma buy a diamond ring for you

I'mma sing for you

I'll do anything for you to see you smile

And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine

I'mma break that birdies neck

I'd go back to the jewler who sold it to ya

And make him eat every carat don't with dad (haha)

[! M@ro@mD !]

Guilty Conscience

 

 

(feat. Dr. Dre)

 

[sound of static]

 

[announcer]

Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.

Fed up with life and the way things are going,

he decides to rob a liquor store.

("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")

But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.

And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...

(" is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")

 

[Dr. Dre]

Alright, stop! (Huh?)

Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store

and try to get money out the drawer

You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)

I'm your conscience

 

[Eminem]

That's nonsense!

Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs

And borrow a dress, and one of her blonde wigs

Tell her you need a place to stay

You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade

 

[Dr. Dre]

Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to

The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you

Think about it before you walk in the door first

Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns

 

[Eminem]

that! Do that ! Shoot that !

Can you afford to blow this ? Are you that rich?

Why you give a if she dies? Are you that ?

Do you really think she gives a if you have kids?

 

[Dr. Dre]

Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)

Not over this (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)

Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you

(You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude..)

 

[sound of static]

 

("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")

("Mmm, I don't know!")

("Look baby..")

("!")

("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")

("Well OK..")

 

[announcer]

Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!")

After meeting a young girl at a rave party,

things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.

Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("!")

 

[Eminem]

Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek

and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink

Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little 's earlobe..

(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old

You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)

Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)

this right here on the spot bare

Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there

(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)

No, but I seen the with SunDoobiest!

(, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)

Man that, hit that raw dawg and bail..

 

[sound of static]

[pickup idling, radio playing]

 

[announcer]

Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.

After coming home from a hard day's work,

he walks in the door of his trailer park home

to find his wife in bed with another man.

("WHAT THE ?!?!")

("Grady!!")

 

[Dr. Dre]

Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

 

[Eminem]

that , you just caught this cheatin

While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!

slittin her throat, CUT THIS 'S HEAD OFF!!!

 

[Dr. Dre]

Wait! What if there's an explanation for this ?

(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his ?!)

Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady

But think about the baby before you get all crazy

 

[Eminem]

Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?

Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?

That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard

You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!

 

[Dr. Dre]

What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)

I'ma kill you !

 

[Eminem]

Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!

Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?

Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?

How in the you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

 

[Dr. Dre]

Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went

Been there, done that.. aw it...

What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?

 

[gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired]

[! M@ro@mD !]

Cleanin Out My Closet

 

 

Where's my snare, I have no snare in my headphones, there ya' go, yeah, yo', yo'...

 

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have, i've been protested and demonstrated

against, picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times, sick is the mind of the

' kid that's behind, all this commotion, emotions run deep as ocean's explodin',

tempers flaring from parents, just blow 'em off and keep goin', not takin' nothin' from no one,

give 'em hell long as i'm breathin', keep kickin' in the mornin', an' takin' names in the

evening, leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth, see they can trigger me but

they'll never figure me out, look at me now, I bet ya' probably sick of me now, ain't you mama,

i'ma make you look so ridiculous now...

 

[CHORUS]

 

I'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm

cleanin' out my closet, {one more time}, I said i'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I

never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm cleanin' out my closet...

 

I got some skeletons in my closet and I don't know if no one knows it, so before they thrown me

inside my coffin and close it, i'ma expose it, i'll take you back to '73, before I ever had a

multi-platinum sellin' Cd, I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months, my father

must have had his pantie's up in a bunch, cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye,

no I don't on second thought, I just ' wished he would die, I look at Hailie and I

couldn't picture leavin' her side, even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I'd try, to make it

work with her at least for Hailie's sake, I maybe made some mistakes but i'm only human, but i'm

man enough to face them today, what I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb, but the smartest

I did was take them bullets out of that gun, cause id'a killed 'em, I would have shot

Kim and him both, it's my life, i'd like to welcome y'all to the Eminem show...

 

[CHORUS]

 

Now I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition, take a second to listen who you

think this record is dissin', but put yourself in my position, just try to envision witnessin'

your Mama poppin' prescription pills in the kitchen, ' that someone's always goin'

through her purse and missin', going through public housing systems, victim of

Munchausen's syndrome, my whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't 'til I grew

up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya' stomach, doesn't it, wasn't it the reason you made

that Cd for me, ma, so you could try to justify the way you treated me, ma, but guess what, your

gettin' older now and it's cold when your lonely, and Nathan's growing up so quick, he's gonna

know that your phoney, and Hailie's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful, but

you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral, see what hurts me the most is you won't

admit you was wrong, , do your song, keep tellin' yourself that you was a mom, but how dare

you try to take what you didn't help me to get, you selfish , I hope you ' burn in

hell for this , remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me, well guess

what, I am dead, dead to you as can be...

 

[CHORUS]

[! M@ro@mD !]

Just Lose It

 

[intro]

[Eminem making sounds:]

Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down!

Ok..

Guess who's back?

Back again

Shady's back

Tell a friend

Whaaaaaaaa

 

Now everyone report to the dance floor

To the dance floor, to the dance floor

Now everyone report to the dance floor

Alright Stop!.....Pajama time

 

[Verse 1]

Come here little kiddies, On my lap

Guess who's back with a brand new rap?

And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys

What else could I possibly do to make noise?

I done touched on everything, but little boys

That's not a stab at Michael

That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho

I go a little bit crazy sometimes

I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes

Good God, dip, do a little slide

Bend down, touch your toes and just glide

Up the center of the dance floor

Like TP for my bunghole

And it's cool if you let one go

Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?

Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [ Sound]

Oops my cd just skipped

And everyone just heard you let one rip

 

[Chorus]

Now I'm gonna make you dance

It's your chance

Yeah boy shake that

Oops I mean girl girl girl girl

Girl you know you're my world

Alright now lose it

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Just lose it

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Go crazy

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Oh baby

(HA-HA)

Oh baby, baby

(HA-HA)

 

[Verse 2]

Well, it's Friday and it's my day

Just to party all the way to sunday

Maybe til monday, I dunno what day

Everyday's just a holiday

Crusin' on the freeway

Feelin' kinda breezy

Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow

I dunno where I'm goin'

All I know is when I get there

Someone's gonna "touch my body"

 

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk

But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work

Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?

Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)

Now, what's your name girl?

What's your sign?

[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"

DRE! (HA-HA)

Beer Goggles! blind!

I'm just tryna unwind now I'm

 

[Chorus]

Now I'm gonna make you dance

It's your chance

Yeah boy shake that

Oops I mean girl girl girl girl

Girl you know you're my world

Alright now lose it

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Just lose it

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Go crazy

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Oh baby

(HA-HA)

Oh baby, baby

(HA-HA)

 

[Verse 3]

It's Tuesday and I'm locked up

I'm in jail and I don't know what happend

They say I was running butt naked

Down the street screaming

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Well I'm sorry, I don't remember

All I know is this much

I'm not guilty

They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape

yellin' at an old lady 'touch my body!'"

 

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down

It gets real intense, no one makes a sound

Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now

The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves

Snap back to reality

Look it's B.Rabbit!

Yo you signed me up to battle!?

I'm a grown man!

Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie

I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!

Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)

Grab you left nut, make your right one jealous (what?)

Black girls

White girls

Skinny girls

Fat girls

Tall girls

Small girls

I'm callin' all girls

Everyone report to the dance floor

It's your chance for a little romance

Butt squeezin' it's the season

Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)

It's so appeasin'

 

[Chorus]

Now I'm gonna make you dance

It's your chance

Yeah boy shake that

Oops I mean girl girl girl girl

Girl you know you're my world

Alright now lose it

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Just lose it

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Go crazy

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Oh baby

(HA-HA)

Oh baby, baby

(HA-HA)

 

[Outro]

UmMmMmm touch my body

UmMmMmm touch my body

Ooh boy just touch my body

I mean girl just touch my body