Eminem

[! DaReDeViL ! ™]

 

###### Like That

************

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ###### like that

The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

 

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true

I ain't never seen an ###### like that

The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

 

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer

She's shaking that ###### to that new nelly jam, I

Think someones at the door

But I don't think I'm gonna answer

Police saying "freeze"

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean freeze?

Please, I'm a human being, I have needs

I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing

I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer

I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee

Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go

Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd

If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive

For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

 

[Chorus]

 

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'

Nick I ain't never seen an ###### like that

Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes

Doing, doing, doing

 

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn

Police saying "freeze"

Doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?

Geez, I just got my seat

I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept

Please do not remove me from this movie theater please

I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG

Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free

Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

 

[Chorus]

 

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so

I ain't never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year I'll say ###### and she'll make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

 

The way she moves she dances like a go-go

In that video she sings get out your poles, so

I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo

Police saying "freeze"

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean freeze?

My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch

I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee

On the radio, but I think I did

Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd

I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick

Get to the chopper, everybody get out

I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

 

[Chorus]

 

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?

I ain't never seen an ###### like that

Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

 

###### is wrong with you? (ha!)

 

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[! DaReDeViL ! ™]

 

 

 

Big Weinnee

***********

I don't understand

Why are you being so mean?

You're mean mean man

 

[Chorus]

You are just jealous of me

Cuz you, you just can't do what I do

So instead of just admitting it

You walk around and say

All kinds of really mean things

About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie

But it's only cuz you're

Just really jealous of me

Cuz I'm what you want to be

So you just look like an idiot

When you say these mean things

Cuz it's too easy to see

You're just a really big weenie, big weenie

 

[Verse 1]

Alright listen, I need you to focus

I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important

We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts

I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment

Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them

You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis

For the next four and a half minutes

We are going to explore into your mind

To find out why you're so ######' jealous

Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?

Hippity ga-ga boo-boo

Psych, I'm kidding

I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'

Ok, now I need your undivided attention

Sir I have a question

Why do I always sense this undeniable tension

From the moment that I enter into the room

It gets all quiet and whispers

Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned?

I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me

Is it just because

 

[Chorus]

 

[Verse 2]

Alright now I, I just flubbed a line

I was going to say something extremely important

But I forgot who or what it was, I ###### up

Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't

That's just what you wanted to hear from me

Is that I ###### up ain't it?

But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper

It doesn't take a bunch of takes

Or me to stand here in this booth all day

For me to say the truth, ok?

You're droolin, you have tooth decay

Your mouth is open, you're disgusting

What the ###### you eat for lunch

A bunch of sweets or something, what?

You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?

Your tooth is rotten to the gum

Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?

Yes I do sir, what am I on?

You sir are on chew syrum

Marshall I'm so jealous of you

 

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[! DaReDeViL ! ™]

 

Crazy In Love

*************

[Other voice]

You always thought that I was doing alright

But nothing that was through a night

But I'm crazy over you

Crazy Over you

Crazy Over you

Let me go crazy crazy Over youuuuuuuuu

 

[Verse 1]

Can't you see what you do to me baby?

You make me crazy, you make me act like a maniac.

I'm like a lunatic, you make me sick

You truly are the only one who can do this to me

You just make me get so crazy.

I go skitzo, I get so insane I just go skitzophrenic

One minute I want to slit your throat

The next I want sex.

You make me crazy,

the way we act like 2 maniacs in the sac

We ###### like 2 jackrabbits

And maybe that's a bad habit.

Cuz the next day we're right back at it

In the same exact pattern

What the ###### is the matter with us

We can't figure out if it's

###### or it's love

What's sad is what's attracting us to each other

They say that every man grows up to marry his own mother.

Which would explain why you're such a ###### ######

But I stay and still stick it out with you even though I just hit you today

But you deserve it you hit me first and provoked me to choke you

Just cuz I came home late last night crawled in bed and I woke you.

But if there's one thing about you I admire its, baby,

Because you stay with me, maybe, because you're as crazy as I am

Cuz when I look at you I can see an angel in your eyes

But if I look deeper inside I see your freakish little side.

Like a devil in disguise,

You're always full of surprises

Always pullin' devises

Out your personal vibrators and ######

You ###### yourself so much

You barely feel those anymore

You're only 24 but you're plenty more now.

Sure than those other little hoes

Who just act like little girls

Like they're in middle school still

You're crazy sexy cool, chillin

You play your position

You never step out of line

Even though I stay in your business

You've always kept out of mine.

I wonder whats on your mind

Sometimes they say love is blind

Maybe that's why the first time I dotted your eye

You ain't see a sign.

 

[with Chorus]

Or maybe you did Maybe you like me and stuff

Maybe cuz we're crazy in loooove

 

[Chorus]

Crazy Over you

Crazy Over you

Let me go crazy crazy Over youuuuuuuuu

 

[Verse 2]

 

You're the ink to my paper

Where my pen is to my pad

The moral, the very fiber

The whole substance to my rap.

You are my reason for being

The meaning of my existence

If it wasn't for you

I would never be able to spit this

These sentences I do wit me I am me

Is you rely on me as much

as I rely on you to inspire me like you do.

You provide me the lighterfluid to fuel my fire

You're my entire supply

Gas, the match, the igniter.

The only way that I am able to stay so stable

Is you're the legs to my table

If you were to break I'd fall on my face.

But I'm always going to make you feel

I don't need you as much as I really need you

So you don't use it to your advantage.

But you're essential to me

You're the air I breathe

I believe if you ever leave me

I'd probably have no reason to be.

You are the Kim to my Marshall

You're the Slim to my Shady

The Dre to my Eminem

The Elaina to my Hailey.

You are the word I am looking for when

I'm trying to describe how I feel inside

And the right one just won't come to my mind.

You're like the pillar that props me up

The beam that supports me

The ###### who never took half,

The wife who never divorced me.

You're like the root to my evil

You let my devil come out me

You let me beat the ###### out you

Before you beat the ###### out me.

 

[with Chorus]

 

And no matter how much

Too much is never enough

Maybe cuz we're crazy in loooove

 

[Chorus]

I'm Crazy Over you

Crazy Over you

Let me go crazy crazy Over youuuuuuuuu

 

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[! DaReDeViL ! ™]

 

 

 

Curtien Down

************

feat. Dr. Dre, 50 Cent

 

[50 Cent]

Sh-sh-sh-shady

Aftermath, haha

G-G-G-G-G-Unit!, haha

 

[Chorus]

First we came here to set this party off right

Let's bounce tonight

And if they don't let us in through the front

We'll come through the side

Cuz i don't ever wanna leave the game without

At least saying goodbye

So all my people on the left, all my people on the right

Scream one last time

 

[Eminem]

Get your ###### up for the doctor

One more time, get your ###### up for the doctor

Come on now, here we go

Cliff hanger, it's another club banger

Got you hangin' on the edge of your seat

Get on down

 

[Dr. Dre]

Times up, games over, you lose, I win

'bout to show these knuckleheads how to do this here

Ooh yeah, new year, next phase, begin

Look who's got you goin' crazy again

I'm a trend, I set one every time I'm in

I go out and just come back full circle again

You a fad, that means your something that we already had

But once you're gone, you don't come back, too bad

 

[Eminem]

You're off the map now, radar can't even find you

We stay on the grind, you slip, we out-grind you

You walk around mad, you let your anger blind you

We walk around just playin' the violin behind you

Enough with all the ######' and moanin', whinin' and ######'

Sit and observe, listen, you'll learn if you pay attention

Why ten multi-platinum albums later, three diamond

World-wide, we're on the charts with a bullet and still climbin'

 

[Chorus]

 

[Eminem]

When dr. dre say crunk, you will get it crunk, get it crunk

Crunk, crunk, crunk

And when 50 cent says jump, you get on what and jump

Jump, jump, jump, jump

 

[Dr. Dre]

The buzz is tremendous, we drop you all to sense it

I don't gotta promote it for you to know that doc is off the benches

 

[Eminem]

We keep the party rockin' off the henges

We ain't showin' off, we just goin' off popular consensus

 

[Dr. Dre]

But critics say that Doc is soft, Doc is talk

Doc is all washed up, knock it off

Who the ###### is Doc impressin'?

Doc is this, Doc is that, you got the wrong impression

You must be on the ###### of Doc, cuz Doc left you all guessin'

So DJ take the needle and just drop it on the record (what)

We gon' have this mutherfucker hoppin' in a second (bump bump)

That's why we always save the best cut last

To make you scratch and itch for it like fresh cut grass

 

[Eminem]

Cuz we done swam with the sharks, wrestle with alligators

Spoke to a generation of angry teenagers

Whom if it wasn't for rap to bridge the gap

Maybe raised to be racist

Who may have never got to see our faces

Grace the cover of Rolling Stone pages

Broke down barriers of language and races

Just call on the cape crusaders

And leave it to me and Dre to pass the mic

And we can play the back and forth all day

Like the hot potato game, thats why we came to

 

[Chorus]

 

[Eminem]

50 cent, come on!

 

[50 Cent]

Bounce now, hands up, you know how we do

We make the club jump everywhere we go

It's no secret, everybody know

When Dre's involved, there's plenty money involved

 

[Dr. Dre]

And plenty honey's involved, the sunny Sunday's and palm trees

Cali, everyday it's just another party from the valley's

All the way to them 8 Mile alleys, let's rally

 

[Eminem]

Hands up for the grand finale

Now raise up out your seat, Dre is about to speak

Blaze a pound of weed six days up out the week

 

[Dr. Dre]

You could catch me in the studio bangin' out the beats to

Provide you with the heat that keep blazin' out your speaker

 

[Eminem]

So nervous, ain't never cuz Shady Aftermath together

Along with G-Unit Records presents the return of the-the Doc (and Shady)

No one could do it better

We tear the club up and leave without a strand of evidence and uh

 

[Chorus]

 

[Eminem]

Yeah, haha

Still Aftermath, 2006

And don't worry about that Detox album

It's comin', we gonna make Dre do it, haha

50 cent, G-unit, Obie Trice, D-twizzy, Stat Quo, Dr. Dre

We ain't leavin', let's go! haha

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for comin' out, peace!

Oh ######, I almost forgot

You're comin' with me [gun shots]

Haha, bye bye!

See you in hell, ######.

 

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[! DaReDeViL ! ™]

 

Evil Deeds

**********

Lord please forgive me for what I do

For I know not what I've done

 

[Chorus]

Father please forgive me for I know not what I do

I just never had the chance to ever meet you

Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

 

Momma had a baby and it's head popped off

(head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off)

My momma don't want me, the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off

(gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off)

Ring ring ring, on the door bell and the next door neighbors on their front porch

(their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch)

But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone elses lawn

(elses lawn, elses lawn, elses lawn)

Till somebody finally took me in, my great aunt, uncle Edna 'n Charles

(Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles)

They were the ones who were left in charge

My elementary they gang up on me and sang this song

(sang this song, sang this song, sang this song, sang this song)

It went a little something like mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb

Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn

Momma why do they keep saying this I just dont understand, understand

And by the way, where's my dad?

 

[Chorus]

 

Predominantly, predominantly, everythings always predominantly

Predominantly white, predominantly black

But what about me, where does that leave me

Well I guess that I'm between predominantly both of 'em

I think if I hear that ######' word again I'mma scream

While I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to you?

Do you think that I'm kidding?

What do I look like some kind of idi-wait a minute, ######, don't answer that

Why am I so misunderstood?

Why do I go through so much bullshit, it sucks bullshit,

Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again

Whining about his millions and his mansion and his sorrow he's always drownin' in

From the dad he never had, and how his childhood was so bad

And how his mom was a dope addict, and his ex-wife how they go at it

Man I'd hate to have it, as bad as that Mr. Mathers claims he had it

I can't imagine it, that little rich poor white ######

Needs to take some of that cash out the bank and take a bath in it

 

[Chorus]

 

Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds

Please release me from these deamons

I never had any of this ###### planned ma, please believe

I don't wanna be Satan's spawn, never got the chance to say I'm sorry

Now look at all the pain I caused

This Santa Clause, why you not comin' this year again

What did I do that was so bad to deserve this

Everything could have been so perfect

But life ain't a fairytale, I'm about to be hoist up in the air

Forty feet below me, there's people everywhere

I don't even know what it feel like, they know me cuz I'm in this ferris wheel

And all i wanna do is go to the mall and take hailie on the carousel

Without this crowd everywhere I go, but life is like a merry-go-round

Here we go now, doe see doe now, curtains up, the show must go now

Ring around the rosie, the shows over, you can all go home now

But the curtain just don't close for me, this ain't how fame is supposed to be

Where's the switch I could just turn off and on, this ain't what I chose to be

So please god, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry on

Till I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, myself is gone

 

[Chorus x2]

 

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[! DaReDeViL ! ™]

Just Lose It

************

Lord please forgive me for what I do

For I know not what I've done

 

[Chorus]

Father please forgive me for I know not what I do

I just never had the chance to ever meet you

Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

 

Momma had a baby and it's head popped off

(head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off)

My momma don't want me, the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off

(gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off)

Ring ring ring, on the door bell and the next door neighbors on their front porch

(their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch)

But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone elses lawn

(elses lawn, elses lawn, elses lawn)

Till somebody finally took me in, my great aunt, uncle Edna 'n Charles

(Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles)

They were the ones who were left in charge

My elementary they gang up on me and sang this song

(sang this song, sang this song, sang this song, sang this song)

It went a little something like mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb

Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn

Momma why do they keep saying this I just dont understand, understand

And by the way, where's my dad?

 

[Chorus]

 

Predominantly, predominantly, everythings always predominantly

Predominantly white, predominantly black

But what about me, where does that leave me

Well I guess that I'm between predominantly both of 'em

I think if I hear that ######' word again I'mma scream

While I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to you?

Do you think that I'm kidding?

What do I look like some kind of idi-wait a minute, ######, don't answer that

Why am I so misunderstood?

Why do I go through so much bullshit, it sucks bullshit,

Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again

Whining about his millions and his mansion and his sorrow he's always drownin' in

From the dad he never had, and how his childhood was so bad

And how his mom was a dope addict, and his ex-wife how they go at it

Man I'd hate to have it, as bad as that Mr. Mathers claims he had it

I can't imagine it, that little rich poor white ######

Needs to take some of that cash out the bank and take a bath in it

 

[Chorus]

 

Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds

Please release me from these deamons

I never had any of this ###### planned ma, please believe

I don't wanna be Satan's spawn, never got the chance to say I'm sorry

Now look at all the pain I caused

This Santa Clause, why you not comin' this year again

What did I do that was so bad to deserve this

Everything could have been so perfect

But life ain't a fairytale, I'm about to be hoist up in the air

Forty feet below me, there's people everywhere

I don't even know what it feel like, they know me cuz I'm in this ferris wheel

And all i wanna do is go to the mall and take hailie on the carousel

Without this crowd everywhere I go, but life is like a merry-go-round

Here we go now, doe see doe now, curtains up, the show must go now

Ring around the rosie, the shows over, you can all go home now

But the curtain just don't close for me, this ain't how fame is supposed to be

Where's the switch I could just turn off and on, this ain't what I chose to be

So please god, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry on

Till I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, myself is gone

 

[Chorus x2]

 

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[! DaReDeViL ! ™]

Like Toy Soliders

*****************

 

Lord please forgive me for what I do

For I know not what I've done

 

[Chorus]

Father please forgive me for I know not what I do

I just never had the chance to ever meet you

Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

 

Momma had a baby and it's head popped off

(head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off)

My momma don't want me, the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off

(gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off)

Ring ring ring, on the door bell and the next door neighbors on their front porch

(their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch)

But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone elses lawn

(elses lawn, elses lawn, elses lawn)

Till somebody finally took me in, my great aunt, uncle Edna 'n Charles

(Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles)

They were the ones who were left in charge

My elementary they gang up on me and sang this song

(sang this song, sang this song, sang this song, sang this song)

It went a little something like mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb

Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn

Momma why do they keep saying this I just dont understand, understand

And by the way, where's my dad?

 

[Chorus]

 

Predominantly, predominantly, everythings always predominantly

Predominantly white, predominantly black

But what about me, where does that leave me

Well I guess that I'm between predominantly both of 'em

I think if I hear that ######' word again I'mma scream

While I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to you?

Do you think that I'm kidding?

What do I look like some kind of idi-wait a minute, ######, don't answer that

Why am I so misunderstood?

Why do I go through so much bullshit, it sucks bullshit,

Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again

Whining about his millions and his mansion and his sorrow he's always drownin' in

From the dad he never had, and how his childhood was so bad

And how his mom was a dope addict, and his ex-wife how they go at it

Man I'd hate to have it, as bad as that Mr. Mathers claims he had it

I can't imagine it, that little rich poor white ######

Needs to take some of that cash out the bank and take a bath in it

 

[Chorus]

 

Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds

Please release me from these deamons

I never had any of this ###### planned ma, please believe

I don't wanna be Satan's spawn, never got the chance to say I'm sorry

Now look at all the pain I caused

This Santa Clause, why you not comin' this year again

What did I do that was so bad to deserve this

Everything could have been so perfect

But life ain't a fairytale, I'm about to be hoist up in the air

Forty feet below me, there's people everywhere

I don't even know what it feel like, they know me cuz I'm in this ferris wheel

And all i wanna do is go to the mall and take hailie on the carousel

Without this crowd everywhere I go, but life is like a merry-go-round

Here we go now, doe see doe now, curtains up, the show must go now

Ring around the rosie, the shows over, you can all go home now

But the curtain just don't close for me, this ain't how fame is supposed to be

Where's the switch I could just turn off and on, this ain't what I chose to be

So please god, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry on

Till I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, myself is gone

 

[Chorus x2]

 

 

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[! DaReDeViL ! ™]

Mockin' Bird

************

Yeah

I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now

But hey, what daddy always tell you?

Straighten up little soldier

Stiffen up that other limb

What you crying about?

You got me

 

Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad

Well I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had

I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh

I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry

Cuz you're scared, I ain't there?

Daddy's with you in your prayers

No more crying, wipe them tears

Daddy's here, no more nightmares

We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it

Laney uncles crazy, aint he?

Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it

We're all we got in this world

When it spins, when it swirls

When it whirls, when it twirls

Two little beautiful girls

Lookin' puzzled, in a daze

I know it's confusing you

Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news

I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems

The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me

All the things growing up his daddy that he had to see

Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did

We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me

But things have gotten so bad between us

I don't see us ever being together ever again

Like we used to be when we was teenagers

But then of course everything always happens for a reason

I guess it was never meant to be

But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is

But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep

Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream

 

[Chorus]

Now hush little baby, don't you cry

Everything's gonna be alright

Stiffen that ?limb up? little lady, i told ya

Daddy's here to hold ya through the night

I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why

We feel how we feel inside

It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby

But i promise momma's gon' be alright

 

It's funny

I remember back one year when daddy had no money

Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up

And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me

Cuz daddy couldn't buy 'em

I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying

Cuz daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job

But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom

And at the time every house that we lived in

Either kept getting broke into and robbed

Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar

Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college

Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it

And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart

And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart

Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back

On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment

And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara

And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. Dre

And flew you and momma out to see me

But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me

Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it

And you and Laney were to young to understand it

Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit

And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it

I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand

Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud

Now I'm sittin in this empty house, just reminiscing

Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out

To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now

Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here

Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here

I like the sound of that, yeah

It's got a ring to it don't it?

Shh, momma's only gone for the moment

 

[Chorus]

 

And if you ask me too

Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird

I'mma give you the world

I'mma buy a diamond ring for you

I'mma sing for you

I'll do anything for you to see you smile

And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine

I'mma break that birdies neck

I'd go back to the jewler who sold it to ya

And make him eat every carat don't ###### with dad (haha

 

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[! DaReDeViL ! ™]

 

 

Mosh

****

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America

And to the Republic for which it stands

One nation under God

Indivisible...

It feels so good to be back..

 

I scrutinize every word, memorize every line

I spit it once, refuel and re-energize and rewind

I give sight to the blind, my insight through the mind

I exercise my right to express when I feel it's time

It's just all in your mind, what you interpret it as

I say to fight, you take it as I'mma whip someone's ######

If you don't understand, don't even bother to ask

A father who has grown up with a fatherless past

Who has blown up now to rap phenomenon that has

Or at least shows no difficulty multi-task

And in juggling both perhaps mastered his craft

Slash entrepreneur who has held onto few more rap acts

Who's had a few obstacles thrown his way through the last half

Of his career typical manure moving past that

Mr. kisses ###### crack, he's a class act

Rubber band man, yea he just snaps back

 

[Chorus:]

Come along follow me as I lead through the darkness

As I provide just enough spark that we need to proceed

Carry on, give me hope, give me strength

Come with me and I won't steer you wrong

Put your faith and your trust as I guide us through the fog

To the light at the end of the tunnel

We gonna fight, we gonna charge, we gonna stomp, we gonna march

Through the swamp, we gonna mosh through the marsh

Take us right through the doors (c'mon)

 

All the people up top on the side and the middle

Come together lets all bomb and swamp just a little

Just let it gradually build from the front to the back

All you can see is a sea of people some white and some black

Don't matter what color, all that matters we gathered together

To celebrate for the same cause don't matter the weather

If it rains let it rain, yea the wetter the better

They ain't gonna stop us they can't, we stronger now more than ever

They tell us no we say yea, they tell us stop we say go

Rebel with a rebel yell, raise hell we gonna let em know

Stomp, push, shove, mush, ###### Bush, until they bring our troops home (c'mon)

 

[Chorus]

 

Imagine it pouring, it's raining down on us

Mosh pits outside the oval office

Someone's tryina tell us something,

Maybe this is god just sayin' we're responsible

For this monster, this coward,

That we have empowered

This is Bin Laden, look at his head noddin'

How could we allow something like this without pumping our fists

Now this is our final hour

Let me be the voice in your strength and your choice

Let me simplify the rhyme just to amplify the noise

Try to amplify the times it, and multiply by six...

Teen million people, Are equal at this high pitch

Maybe we can reach alqueda through my speech

Let the president answer a higher anarchy

Strap him with an Ak-47, let him go, fight his own war

Let him impress daddy that way

No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soil

No more psychological warfare, to trick us to thinking that we ain't loyal

If we don't serve our own country, we're patronizing a hero

Look in his eyes its all lies

The stars and stripes, they've been swiped, washed out and wiped

And replaced with his own face, Mosh now or die

If I get sniped tonight you know why,

Cause I told you to fight.

 

[Chorus]

 

And as we proceed,

To Mosh through this desert storm,

In these closing statements, if they should argue

Let us beg to differ

As we set aside our differences

And assemble our own army

To disarm this Weapon of Mass Destruction

That we call our President, for the present

And Mosh for the future of our next generation

To speak and be heard

Mr. President, Mr. Senator

Do you guy's hear us...hear us...[laughing] (Hailie)

 

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[! DaReDeViL ! ™]

Ma 1st Single

*************

 

Ohh!

Yeah!

So much for first single on this one

 

[Verse 1]

Shady's the lable

Aftermath is the stable

That the horses come out erra

Of course we're about to stir up

Some ###### ?? Mix water with syrup

It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves

Just for no reason other than the just to tease him

Cause he was as big as ?? He used to be Superman

Now we're pourin liquor on the crib in his name for him

Eminem you wait till' we meet up again

###### I'm kickin your ###### for everything you've ever said

It's one for the money two for the ###### show

Ready get set, let's go

Here comes the ?? stompin and stampedin up the ###### street

Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow

So look out below, geronimo, ###### is dominos

I'm on a roll, around and around I go

When will I stop? I don't know

Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off

But I know anything's possible

Though I'm not gonna top what I sold

I'm at the top of my game

That ###### is not gonna change

Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team

I'll get away with murder

I'm Michael J. he's like my ###### from the day

We keep the mark from the tapes

In a safe, locked them away

Better watch what you say

Just when you thought you were safe

Them ###### got you on tape

You swear to god you was playin

Whether or not you was little Joshua

Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same

Cause one day it could cost you your name

 

[chorus]

And this was supposed to be my first single

But I just ###### that up so,

###### it, let's all have fun let's mingle

Slap a ###### and smack a ho

This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle

That you hear on your radio

But ######'s about to hit the shingle

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Oh Ah Ah

Oh Ah Oh Ah

Oh Ah Oh Ah

Poo Poo Ca Ca

 

[Verse 2]

Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills

And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare naked

chicka chicka chicka ..

And then just turned 16 and used a fake id

To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly

Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive

Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free

Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish

Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks

Hickory Dickory derr digga

Look at me work wizardry with these words

Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken

Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain

22 jerks and a jerk circle

Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute

What am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind it

rrrbb lemme ask you again

Am I just jerkin the chain

Am I bizerk or insane

Or am I just one of them ###### amateurs

Workin the ###### camera filmin one of them

Paris Hilton home made ######

Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle

Chicka Chicka

Just recently somebody just discovered

Britney and Justin videotapes of them ######

When they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse club

And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them

Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-

And then tried to erase and record over it

But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the

Uh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin

Sayin 'I'm done-uh!'

Come on this was

 

[chorus]

supposed to be my first single

But I just ###### that up so,

###### it, let's all have fun let's mingle

Slap a ###### and smack a ho

This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle

That you hear on your radio

But ######'s about to hit the shingle

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Oh Ah Ah

Oh Ah Oh Ah

Oh Ah Oh Ah

Poo Poo Ca Ca

 

[Verse 3]

Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest

And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it

All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number

It's 1-800-I'm a ###### sucker I love to suck a ######

And if someone picks up you can talk all the ###### you want about me

Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key

And I'll be sure to get back

As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre

Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)

So ###### a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,

Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big ######(?) bawka-bi-kaw

Or suck a ######, and lick a ###### and eat a ######

And stick a ###### in your mouth

I'm done you can ###### off

fucka-fucka-###### offf!

 

[chorus]

And this was supposed to be my first single

But I just ###### that up so,

###### it, let's all have fun let's mingle

Slap a ###### and smack a ho

This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle

That you hear on your radio

But ######'s about to hit the shingle

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Oh Ah Ah

Oh Ah Oh Ah

Oh Ah Oh Ah

Poo Poo Ca Ca

 

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[! DaReDeViL ! ™]

Never Enough

************

[Eminem]

There's not much you could do or say to phase me

People think I'm a little bit crazy

I get it from all angles, even occasionally Doc Dre-zie'll

Have to step in every once in a while to save me

To make me stop and think about it 'fore I just say things

Sometimes I forget what other people just may think

A lot of rappers finally wouldn't know how to take me

If they heard some ######, I'd lay the tape 'fore they erase me

I maybe a little too fast paced and racy

Sometimes the average listener rewinds and plays me twenty times

cuz I say so many rhymes, it may seem like I'm goin too fast cuz my mind is racing

And I could give a ###### what category you place me

Long as when I'm pushing up daisies and gone

As long as you place me amongst one of them greats

When I hit the heavenly gates I'll be cool beside Jay-Z

For every single die hard fan who embraced me

I'm thankful for the talent in which God gave me

And I'm thankful for the environment that he placed me

Believe it or not, I thank my mom for how she raised me

In the neighborhood daily, they jumped and chased me

It only made me what I am today, see

Regardless of what anybody believes who hates me

You ain't gonna make or break me

Tryna strip me of my credibility and make me look fake, G

You're only gonna be in for a rude awakening

Cuz sooner or later you haters are all gonna face me

And when you face me with all the ###### you've been saving to say to me

You had all this time to think about it

Now don't ###### out and try to wimp out, face me

Cuz I've been patiently waiting for the day

That we finally meet in the same place to see

 

[Chorus x2 - Nate Dogg]

No matter how many battles I been in and won

No matter how many magazines on my nuts

No matter how many emcees I end up

Ooh ooh, it's never enough

 

[50 Cent]

My flow's untouchable now you gotta face it

Uh oh, it gets worse when I go back to the basics

You go say the wrong ###### and get your face split

The smell of victory, love it so much I can taste it

The spot my talk, it blaze a direct hit

Graze it, your peace talk, save it

You ###### sounds dated, you're overrated

I'm obligated to study your moves then crush you mutherfuckers

If I'm the best and the worst, then God's gift is a curse

Soldier trained to destroy, you payin' attention boy?

I spit ######, slick ######, so quick you miss it

To be specific I go ballistic as hieroglyphic

My music is a drug, press play, you ain't gotta sniff it

Chew it or pop it, roll a bag of the chocolate

Get your high over and over, but you gotta cop it

When it's hot, it's hot

Your hatin' is undeniable, stop it

 

[Chorus x2]

 

 

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[! DaReDeViL ! ™]

On LAst Time

************

feat. Dr. Dre, 50 Cent

 

[intro- 50 Cent]

Shady Aftermath

G-Unit!

 

[Chorus- Eminem]

Cause we came here to set this party off

Right let's bounce tonight

And if they don't let us in through the front

We'll come through the side

Cause I don't ever wanna leave the game

Without atleast sayin good-bye

So all my people on my left

All my people on the right swing one last time

Get ya ###### up for the doctor

One more time get ya ###### up for the doctor

Come on here we go cliff hanger

It's another club banger got ya hangin on the edge of ya seat

Get on down

 

[Verse 1]

[Dr. Dre]

Time's up game's over you lose I win

Bout to show these knuckleheads how to do this here

Ooh yea new year next phase begin

Look who's got you goin crazy again

I'm a trend I set one everytime I'm in

I go out and just come back full circle again

You a fad, that means you're somethin that we already had

But once you're gone you don't come back

 

[Eminem]

Too bad you're off the map now, radar can't even find you

We stay on the grind you slip we out grind you

You walk around mad you let your anger blind you

We walk around just playin the violin behind you

Enough with all the ###### and moanin, whinin and ######

Sittin observed, listen you'll learn if you pay attention

While 10 multi-platinum albums lay the three diamond

World wide we on the charts with a bullet we're still flyin

 

[Chorus- Eminem]

Cause we came here to set this party off

Right let's bounce tonight

And if they don't let us through the front

We'll come through the side

Cause I don't wanna ever leave the game

Without atleast sayin good-bye

So all my people on my left

All my people on my right swing one last time

When Dr. Dre says crunk you will get it crunk

Get it crunk (Crunk crunk crunk)

And when 50 Cent says jump

You will get on one foot and (Jump jump jump)

 

[Verse 2]

[Dr. Dre]

The buzz is tremendous we drop you all just sense it

I don't gotta promote it for you to know the Doc is off the benches

 

[Eminem]

We keep the party rockin off the hinges

We ain't showin off, we just goin off popular concenses

 

[Dr. Dre]

But critics say the Doc is soft, Doc is talk

The Doc is all washed up knock it off

Who the ###### is Doc impressin

Doc is this Doc is that you got the wrong impression

You must be on the ###### of Doc cuz Doc left you all guessin

So DJ take the needle and just drop it on the record

We gonna have this ###### hoppin in a second

Thats why we always save the best cut last

To make a scratch and itch to it like fresh cut grass

 

[Eminem]

Cause we just playin with the sharks wrestlin with alligators

Spoke to a generation of angry teenagers whom if it wasnt for rap

Embraced the gat or maybe raised to be racist who may have never

Got to see our faces, graced the cover of Rolling stone pages

Broke down barriers of language and races, just call on the

Cape crusaiders and leave it to me and Dre to pass the mic

And we can play the back and forth all day like the hot potatoe game

Thats why we

 

[Chorus- Eminem]

Cause we came here to set this party off

Right let's bounce tonight

And if they don't let us through the front

We'll come through the side

Cause I don't wanna ever leave the game

Without atleast sayin good-bye

So all my people on my left

All my people on my right swing one last time

50 Cent come on!

 

[Verse 3]

[50 Cent]

Bounce now hands up you know how we do

We make the club jump everywhere we go

It's no secret everybody know when Dre's involved

There's plenty money involved

 

[Dr. Dre]

And plenty honies involved and sunny sunday's and palm trees

Cali everyday is just another party from the vallies

All the way to them 8 mile alleys

 

[Eminem]

Let's ralley hands up for the grand finale now raise up your seat

Dre's about to speak blaze a pound of weed six days about the week

 

[Dr. Dre]

You can catch me in the studio bangin out the ??

Provide you with the heat that keep blazin out ya speaker

 

[Eminem]

So never say never cuz Shady Aftermath together

Along with G-Unit records presents the return of the

The Doc and Shady no one can do it better

We tear the club up and leave without a shred of evidence of the

 

[Chorus- Eminem]

Cause we came here to set this party off

Right let's bounce tonight

And if they don't let us through the front

We'll come through the side

Cause I don't wanna ever leave the game

Without atleast sayin good-bye

So all my people on my left

All my people on my right swing one last time

 

[Outro- Eminem]

Still Aftermath

2006

And don't worry bout that detox album

It's comin, we gon make Dre do it

Ha ha

50 Cent, G-Unit, Obie Trice, D-Twizze

Stat Quo, Dr. Dre we ain't leavin let's go

 

 

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[! DaReDeViL ! ™]

 

 

One Shot To Shot

***************

[intro]

I told ya'll ###### I was comin back

What now ***** what now what

You's the projects *****

 

[Chorus- Eminem]

One shot two shot three shot four shot

All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops

Bodies drop hit the floor music's off

Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off

 

[Verse 1- Bizarre]

You ###### is gone I'm dropped in the club

And I'm tryna run and get my ###### gun

(***** what about your wife)

***** ###### my wife I'm tryna run and save my ###### life

Oh ###### the shoot is comin

######, hoes *****s is runnin

People shot all over the floor

And I'm tryna make it to the ?? door

Thats the sound of the glock

Even DJ ?? ###### around and go shot

I done messed around and forgot my tec

I don't see no body but Fab Five and Hex

 

[Verse 2- Kuniva]

(Kuniva you aight)

These *****s is trippin

(Where's Bizarre at?)

I'm tryna slip through the exit and get to where my car is at

###### screamin everywhere and *****s is wilin

Two minutes ago we was all jokin and smilin

This chick is clingin onto me sobbin and sighin

Sayin she didn't mean to diss me earlier and she cryin

But its real and cats is gettin killed

So I hugged her and used her body as a human shield

And she got hit now she yellin

(Don't leave me!)

I told her I'd be right back and the dumb ###### would leave me

I squeezed through the back door and made my escape

I ran and got my 38 I hope its not to late

 

[Chorus- Eminem]

One shot two shot three shot four shot

All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops

Bodies drop hit the floor music's off

Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off

 

[Verse 3- Swifty]

(***** I been tryna call you all day ###### where you at?)

I'm on seven mile what the ###### was that

###### somebody hit me from the back

(With they car?)

With a gat ***** and my tire is flat

And I just hit a pole, them *****s some hoes

(Is you hit?)

Iono but I can tell you what they drove

It was a black Mitzubeashe (sp?) wit

(###### thats the clique we beefin wit I swear)

Man and I was on my way there

Believe me I'm leavin a carcus today

I'ma park my car and walk the rest of the way

I'm in the mood to strut, my AK ain't even tuck

I'ma meet you at the club we gon' ###### these hoes up

 

[Chorus- Eminem]

One shot two shot three shot four shot

All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops

Bodies drop hit the floor music's off

Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off

 

[Verse 4- Eminem]

I never seen no ###### like this is my life before

People will still camp out from the night before

Sleepin outside the door waitin in line

Still tryna get inside the club to see D12 perform

The fire marshall no, the van houston's small

People are wall to wall three thousand and some odd vans

And some come walk from out the parkin lot

Get into an argument over a parkin spot

He's about to pull his gun out and let's a few of 'em off

Missed who he's aimin for six feet away's the door

In St. Andrew's hall not a stray slidin all over the place

Sprays one ###### in the face another one of 'em came through the wall

Before anyone could even hear the first shot go off

I'm posted up by the bar havin a Mozeltoff

Bullet wizzed right by my ear ###### near shot it off

Thank god I'm alive I gotta find Denaun

And where the ###### is Von he usually tucks one on him

Wait a minute I think I just saw Bizarre

Nah I guess not, what the ###### oh my god it was

I never saw him run so fast in my life

Look at him haulin ###### I think he left his wife

There she is on the ground bein trampled

I go to grab her up by the ###### hand and I can't pull her

God ###### there just went another ###### bullet I'm hit

My vest is barely able to handle it, its to thin

If I get hit again I can't do it, I scoop deep

Follow Bizarre's path and ran through it

And made it to the front door and collapsed on the steps

Looked up and I seen Swift shootin it out

But I can't see who he's shootin it out with

But Denaun's right behind him squeezin his four fifth

 

[Chorus- Eminem]

One shot two shot three shot four shot

All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops

Bodies drop hit the floor music's off

Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off

 

[Verse 5- Kon Artis]

It's Friday night came to this ###### right

Big ###### to my left and Desert Eagle to my right

I ain't come in this ###### to party I came in this ###### to fight

Although I can't stay here to fight cuz I'm poppin *****s tonight

Thats right ###### I'm drunk with revenge

Shot a bouncer in the neck for tryna check when I get in

Swift told me to meet him here so its clear that this fucka

Shoot out the back of his truck goes up in this ######

So one shot for the money two's to stop the show

Third's for the bartender there's plenty of shots to go

(I just wanna know who's drivin a black mitzubeashes)

He tried to run so Proof shot him in the knee wit a three piece

 

[Chorus- Eminem]

One shot two shot three shot four shot

All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops

Bodies drop hit the floor music's off

Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off

 

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[! DaReDeViL ! ™]

 

 

Puke

****

[sounds of someone puking]

 

There I go--thinking of you again

 

[Chorus]

You don't know how sick you make me

You make me ######' sick to my stomach

Every time I think of you, I puke

You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa

You may not think you do, but you do

Every time I think of you

 

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little poem

But ? would probably be a little more, more suitable for this type of song--whoa

I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I could think of

Sixteen bars, this ain't enough to put some ink ta

So ###### it, I'ma start right here by just be brief-a

Bout to rattle off some other reasons

I knew I shouldn't go and get another tattoo of you

On my arm, but what do I go and do

I go and get another one, now I got two

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I'm sittin' here with your name on my skin

I can't believe I went and did this stupid ###### again

My next girlfriend, now her name's gotta be Kim

Shi-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-it

If you only knew how much I hated you

For every ######' thing you ever put us through

Then I wouldn't be standing here crying over you

Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-who

 

[Chorus]

You don't know how sick you make me

You make me ######' sick to my stomach

Every time I think of you, I puke

You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa

You may not think you do, but you do

Every time I think of you

 

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter

But I thought a song would probably be a little better

Instead of a letter

That you'd probably just shred up--yeah

I stumbled on your picture yesterday and it made me stop and think of

How much of a waste it'd be for me to put some ink ta, a stupid piece a

Paper, I'd rather let you see how

Much I ######' hate you in a freestyle

You're a ######' cokein' ######, I hope you ######' die

I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye

I hate your ######' guts, you ######' ######, I hope you die

Di-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-ie

But please don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter or mad

It's not that I still love you, it's not 'cause I want you back

It's just that when I think of you, it makes me wanna

gag-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-ag

What else can I do, I haven't got a clue

Now I guess I'll just move on, I have no choice but to

But every time I think of you now, I'll I wanna do

Is pu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uke

 

[Chorus]

You don't know how sick you make me

You make me ######' sick to my stomach

Every time I think of you, I puke

You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa

You may not think you do, but you do

Every time I think of you, I puke

 

######' ######

 

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[! DaReDeViL ! ™]

Rain Man

********

[Dre (Em)]

Yeah

(Definately, definately, definately, definately definately K-mart)

Yeah, yeah

 

[Eminem (Dr. Dre):]

You find me offensive? I find you offensive

For finding me offensive

Hence if I should draw a line on any fences

If so to what extense if

Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive

Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive

They say that I cause extensive

Pshycological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lenghts this,

Far at other people's expenses

I say your all just too god ###### sensitive

It's censorship

And it's down right blasphomous

Listen to ###### now cause I won't stand for this

And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither

And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either

He used to be like a hero to me

I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--fridgerator

Right next to Darth Vader

And Darth must have put a hex on him for later

I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that

I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther

I killed Superman, I killed Super--man

And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy

Kryptonite: The Green Chronic

 

[Chorus:]

Cause I ain't got no legs!

Or no brain, nice to meet you

Hi, my name is...

I forgot my name!

My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....

Rain Man

 

Now in the Bible it says

Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,

Have homosexual sex

Unless of course you were given the consent to join in

Then of course, it's intercourse

And it's bi-sexual sex

Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions

Either before, during or after peforming the act of that which

Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases

That are more used by today's kids

In a more derogatory way but

Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?

Let's ask Dr. Dre

Dr. Dre? (What up?)

I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)

Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)

And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)

But, ut! I ain't done yet

In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt

While he reaches in another grown man's ######

Grabs on his nuts but just what if

It was never meant it was just an accident

But he tripped, fell, slipped and his ###### went in

His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it

But his little weenie flinched just a little bit

And I don't mean to go in into any more details but

What if he pictured it as a females butt?

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up

Til then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

 

[Chorus]

 

You find me offensive, I find you offensive

######, this is the same verse I just did this

When am I gonna come to my good senses?

Probably the day Bush comes to my defenceses

My spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby

And my plan is to get him next

And open up a whip ###### canister

God ###### it Dre where is the god ###### beat? (Yeah)

Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it

This is the only thing that I'm good at

I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green Chron